The Hollow-boned Davester, MegaaquaOxyOssicans Davidus, a resident of coastal north american beaches and inlets, is a shy creature that only ventures out when waves and wind conditions promise a feast. He rarely uses colorful displays, generally only during mating season, and usually prefers quiet paddles on serene waters to the thrashing and spraying of a rare wave hunt......

Funny Kus, looks like this example of the species is sporting facial hair

This specimen also appears to be presenting itself, perhaps for a reverse docking or maybe a double tomahawk to scorpion.