Staying healthy by eating right

why did the chicken cross the road? he had to go to the can.

why did the pig cross the road? the farmer told him a whore named Mel was waiting to see him.. and she could really knock his socks off..

We would have bought the chicken but it didn't come with giblets...that is the best part!

I still think about the poor guy that has to shove the live chicken in the can...that can't be easy. And what happens when you open it? So many unanswered questions. I should have bought one.