Several Run-ins with Commissionaires, grrr

First: your camping pass is no good here 2nd: move that rig outta here, no motorhomes 3rd: hey, no motorhomes, okay, move it back behind the line then, yeah, that line 4th: hey, no pass and no motorhomes...what? u been told? why'd u not move it then, oh, ok, well next time for sure, growl 5th: hey, you can't park here, move that vehicle (Indian Dog in the campground) 6th: hey, is your pass still good? ok then, ur lucky....hey u can't piss there (to Udder)... funny, I was waiting for them to tell me my money wasn't any good here but that never happened Sheila? Sheila?? Damnit, where r u?? Is this a national park...like for the citizens and taxpayers of this great country