VANCOUVER ISLAND WINDTALK

Come on guys, seriously. This time of year when the sun is a bit lower can you please keep those kites off the horizon so I can continue to work on my tan? Nothing is worse then clipping along enjoying the glorious sunshine only to have some kite obscure the sunlight and cool things down. Next thing I knew I had this kite shaped tan line across my face. Wtf?

Also please don't move my inflatable SUP on the beach.

Thanks.

Anti Kiteite.

Also can you windsurfers stop making all those waves with your wakes, I like a nice uniform set of rollers and you guys are chopping it up into chaotic patterns.

YIKES! Every time I came into the beach downwind of the giant stump to show off my moves to my new gf and her kid, there were a bunch of guys with boards and sails attached somehow try to get on the water. I really must say that as I love coming into 2.5 inches of water to showboat, it would be better if people were not in my way. Though, since we have pushed windsurfers to the edge of marginalization (NANMOO hi to you on the water thanks for waving), it is great that there is still comraderie and laughter. Peace ya'll.

Ha, Moderate that is exactly what ski people say about snow boarders. Life is just a loop. Good one